South Reflects On Years As Town Manager
by Michael Howlett
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Larry South's 19-year service as Hillsville's town manager comes to an end on June 29.
Staff Photo by Michael Howlett Larry South's 19-year service as Hillsville's town manager comes to an end on June 29.
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This is a bittersweet time for Larry South, whose almost 19-year run as Hillsville’s town manager comes to an end in a couple of days. South tendered his resignation during the town council meeting on June 11 following a recent effort by supporters of the newly elected mayor and councilmen to force him to step down. However, since his resignation, South says he has been amazed at the amount of support he’s received.

“Since my resignation, the support of the people has been overwhelming. People have been so kind, so supportive,” said South, who was surprised by the animosity exhibited since the May election. “I don’t understand. That kind of bitterness doesn’t exist in this community. It was like it was manufactured.”

As for his next step, South says, “I’m looking at business opportunities, maybe within driving distance (of Hillsville). There would be less turmoil for my family if I can keep them in familiar surroundings.”

Familiar surroundings would also make South much happier.

“I’m proud to live here and proud to have served here. I feel very humble and blessed by my time here. Hillsville has been terrific for me and my family,” he said. “I’ve become attached to Hillsville and I’d love to stay here. I’ll look at what opportunities there are and where they are, but it would be strange not to be around here. This is home.”

During South’s tenure as town manager, Hillsville has changed dramatically, not only in looks, but in services and entertainment. Under his guidance, the town has also approved 19 straight balanced budgets, and had 18 straight years of “clean audits.”

“We’ve been able to secure millions in grants and low-interest loans. In that regard, I hope we have paid for ourselves. Hopefully, we brought in more than we spent,” said South.

Among the improvements made during South’s time on the job is the revitalization of Main Street.

“I remember the night I interviewed for this job, there were vacant stores on Main Street and others that needed fixing up,” said South. “We were able to get community block grants and not only revitalize downtown, but we were able to build apartments so we actually had people living downtown.”

South also points to the water and sewer plants as points of pride.

“The water and sewer plants are large enough to serve the community for many, many years in the future,” said South. “The water plant has a little age on it, but it continues to be one of the better ones in the area, providing safe, quality water, and the sewer plant can be doubled in size. Upgrading the water system and extending the sewer along U.S. 52 South has also been a significant improvement.”

South lists the annexation of additional property for the town, the East Grayson Street sidewalk project, the Beaver Dam Trail, and Hillsville receiving Historic District and Preserve America Community designations as other improvements he is proud of.

Another project that stands out in South’s mind is the summer concert-cruise in series.

“Of all the things I’ve been involved in, the downtown celebration series is, by far, the thing I have gotten the most positive comments about. It kind of unifies the community,” said South. “The music and the cars just fit together. People come from all over, and all those people spend money here.”

South is quick to point out, however, that the only way these and other projects could have been successful is with the help of the town’s elected officials and employees.

“Everything has been a team effort. We’ve had good mayors, and supportive, common sense councilmen. We’ve also had a supportive workforce. All of these people working together enabled us to accomplish the things we have,” said South, adding that he had always weighed the cost of a project against the town’s needs. “We’ve always tried to operate very efficiently. We didn’t go out and spend money just because we had it in the budget.”

“I’m proud to live here and proud to have served here. I feel very humble and blessed by time here. Hillsville has been terrific for me and my family.”

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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Tang indicted for manslaughter in Nelson’s death
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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Tang indicted for manslaughter in Nelson’s death
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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by Allen Worrell
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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Ann Carnegie Smythers, 79, of Woodlawn, Virginia passed away Wednesday June 19, 2013 at Trinity Mission, Hillsville, VA. Mrs. Smythers was born March 5, 1934 in Glasco, Scotland to Archibald and Margaret Carnegie. In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Wayne Dale Smythers and sister Elizabeth (Babs) Essex. She is survived by her daughter and son-in-law: Sharon and Tommy Delp of Woodlawn,Virginia; granddaughter and friend Kimberly Delp and Donnie Bonds of Galax, Virginia; two brothers Archie Carnegie and Tommie Carnegie both of England. A graveside service will be held Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 10:00 AM in the Monta Vista Cemetery, Galax, Virginia with Rev. Ernie Smith officiating. There will be no visitation at the funeral home.

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by Allen Worrell
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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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A Rural Hall, N.C. man has been indicted with involuntary manslaughter in the May 25 traffic death of local tow truck driver Russell Nelson.

According to Carroll County Commonwealth’s Attorney Nathan H. Lyons, a Carroll County Grand Jury indicted Jesse Tang of involuntary manslaughter on Monday. An indictment is a formal charge, not a finding of guilt.

Nelson, 75, was killed the morning of May 25 after loading a disabled vehicle on the cab of his Russell’s Garage rollback truck. According to Lyons, Nelson had loaded the vehicle and was attempting to get into the cab of the rollback when he was struck by a vehicle on the shoulder of the road at the 5.5 mile marker of Interstate 77 North, just south of Fancy Gap, sometime before 9 a.m. that morning.

“The involuntary manslaughter indictment is based on driver inattentiveness,” Lyons said. “He was driving on the shoulder when he hit a pedestrian on the shoulder of the road.”

Also indicted Monday by a Carroll County Grand Jury were:

Brittany Nicole Balser was indicted for malicious wounding.

Toby Joe Barley was indicted for larceny third offense.

Tina Leigh Baumgardner was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Carl Joseph Blahnik was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

Douglas Michael Bolen, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Timothy Banks Brannock was indicted for five counts of grand larceny and one count each of destruction of property and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Michael Paul Brewer was indicted for two counts of malicious injury and one count of abduction.

Eric James Brinegar was indicted for one count each of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute more than five pounds, manufacture of marijuana, and possession of a firearm while possessing marijuana.

Jeremiah James Caudill was indicted for one count each of shoplifting and conspiracy to shoplifting.

William Randall Collins was indicted for bad check.

James Allen Cox was indicted for grand larceny.

Joey Allen Dalton, Sr. was indicted for one count each of possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony, statutory burglary, and grand larceny.

Tonya Renee Francis was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Wendy Leigh Frank was indicted for larceny third offense.

Kevin Heath Frazier was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Richard Wilson Garrett was indicted for attempted capital murder, three counts of attempted malicious wounding of a law enforcement officer, and one count each of assault and battery on a police officer, attempted escape, escape, grand larceny, and eluding a law enforcement officer.

Kristin Danielle Heaton was indicted for grand larceny.

Jason Lee Hill was indicted for assault and battery against a family or household member.

Jerry Odell Johnson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Christopher Brandon Jones was indicted for one count each of statutory burglary, conspiracy to commit statutory burglary, grand larceny, and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Cleve Junior Lester was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxycodone) and obtaining drugs by false pretenses.

Naomi Michelle McKinney was indicted for grand larceny and conspiracy to commit grand larceny.

Donny Lee Moore was indicted for two counts of shoplifting third offense.

Raymond Franklin Moore, Jr. was indicted for grand larceny.

Daniel Isaiah Osborne was indicted for statutory burglary.

Edgar Melvin Pauley, Jr. was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (methamphetamine).

Timothy Wayne Smith was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a felony.

Randy Reaves Snow was indicted for possession of a Schedule II drug (oxymorphone).

Julio Angel Torres was indicted for shoplifting third offense.

Dorothy Bowles White was indicted for one count each of forgery and uttering.

Patrick Wayne Cobler was indicted for possession of a Schedule I drug (methylone) with intent to district.

Matthew Isaiah Pruitt was indicted for two counts of credit card forgery.

Teresa R. Sigmon was indicted for one count each of furnishing a firearm to a felon and altering a serial number on a firearm.

Mark Steven Smith was indicted for grand larceny.

Emmett Ray Stephenson was indicted for possession of a firearm after being convicted of a violent felony.

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The Mistress of the Manor and I watched the Miss USA Pageant for a little while Sunday night before opting for reading a book and internet scrabble. Yes, really. Now, I will admit that the part of the pageant we did watch, I probably watched a little bit closer than my beloved of over 40 years so it didn’t take me long to tab the deserved winner – Miss South Carolina – but even I grew tired of the silliness of it all.

Let’s be honest, once the swimsuit competition is over, the pageant pretty much loses all its pizzazz, at least from the male perspective. I think women like the evening gown competition because of the beautiful dresses. Then there’s the intellect section where each young lovely is asked a profound question, such as “Do you prefer your boyfriend to wear boxers or briefs.” If the question is tougher than that, most of the contestants get glassy-eyed, twitch, struggle to answer coherently, and may even drool on themselves.

Who are we kidding here? Does anybody really care what any of the contestants have to say? Well, there might be a few, but, in reality, the question portion of the competition is just a ploy to make viewers believe the pageant is more than a beauty contest. Yes, a beauty pageant. Of course, the Miss America Pageant is more of the same.

Personally, I think we need to spice up these pageants with some different competitions. One I would suggest, if asked, is called the “Plain Jane” competition. Here, the contestants must appear before the judges and the viewing audience without any makeup or hair styling. That way, we can really see what they’re made of. Heck, even with tons of makeup, there are always a couple of girls who beg the question, “Is that the best Nevada can come up with?” There was one contestant Sunday night who looked like Marsha Brady after Bobby hit her in the face with a football.

I would still have the intellect competition, but I would alter it somewhat by having the contestants do shots for three solid hours prior to the pageant. Then I would ask them a question like, “Why is Soren Kierkegaard generally considered the first existentialist philosopher, and do you agree with his philosophy, why or why not?” and let the fun ensue.

Since I noticed Sunday night during a dance number that some of the girls were rhythmically challenged, I think we need a coordination competition. It would have two parts, one, the contestants would have to perform a modern dance, a pole is optional, and, two, they would have to walk the length of the stage in four-inch heels while carrying a tray full of drinks. However, to make this more interesting, once again I would have them do shots three solid hours prior to the show.

I would also have a car parking competition, the you can take that however you want, the do-I-pay-the-light-bill-or-buy-the-most-darling-shoes competition, and the how-best-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket competition. These are all important things to know.

I think these changes would not only make the Miss USA and Miss America pageants more interesting, but give us all a better idea of the contestant’s abilities. I mean we don’t want just any girl representing this great country, we need to have someone who can handle herself in all situations, sober or drunk.

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download June 18, 2013